- Me: Can i go to the bathroom?
- Teacher: For what?
- Me: Umm i don't know to unlock the fuckin chamber of secrets!
OKAY so i just saw the most ridiculous thing at the store today
so we come across this thing
and we discover you can turn it inside out and
ITS HELLO KITTY I’M
HSE’S EVEN GOT HER OWN LITTLE CHICKEN DRUMSTICK IM SO DONE
why the fuck






